Technical wanking

Technical Wanking is the practice of using cool and new technology because — well — it’s cool and new. Of course, we should choose technology on its technical merit and technical merit alone.

I first heard this term in 2010 when I was building my first Single Page Application (SPA). We were using various “cutting-edge” libraries for DOM stuff and client-side templating, and we rolled our own client-side router.

The administration system we were building didn’t need to consider SEO, and was only to be used in Chrome. It was a CRUD application with a bunch of rich interactions.

I couldn’t wait to get my teeth into this, get the experience under my belt and propel my career accordingly. How could anyone resist my talent, with all the new buzzwords littering my CV?

At about six months into the project, my friend James Norton joined the team. I accompanied him on one of his fag breaks. It didn’t take long for us to get talking about the codebase. James was quite scathing and questioned the need and benefit of the architecture. He decided this was the time to call me a Technical Wanker (thanks James).

Fortunately, he didn’t just call me names. He went on to constructively explain how all the not-so-good aspects of the code and UX were self-induced. Here are a few of the problems we were solving:

1. Writing a client-side Javascript router. Server-side technology (in our case Rails) has perfectly reliable routing. Let the browser handle the browsing.

2. Writing a client-side Javascript view renderer to rebuild/render only parts of the DOM tree that changed. Again server-side frameworks have you covered. The browser is an expert at parsing and rendering HTML. Script will never do it better.

3. Writing client-side Javascript to massage and work with generic REST APIs. It’s standard practice for a server-side framework to compose beautiful fit-for-purpose view-models ready for consumption by server-side view templates.

James went on to explain the application could have been better had we used a traditional architecture, without all the inherent problems with SPAs.

Whilst I was still quite chuffed with all the clever things I appeared to be doing, I couldn’t help but realise he was right. I was solving self-induced problems to assist my team in get ting their work done, as opposed to delivering a great and reliable experience for our users.

If we had avoided the lure of the coolness behind building a SPA, the end result would have been just as slick. Just as beautiful. Just as rich. And it would have taken half the time to build, with a far nicer split of responsibilities between the server and client, meaning we could iterate faster. Not to mention it would have had better performance and accessibility. All of which contributes to the overall UX.

When did all this nonsense become standard practice?

“Everyone’s building them”, they say. The problem is, when everyone is doing something, that something is usually a bad idea. This follows in all walks of life — most people eat McDonalds, but it doesn’t make it good for you.

In a paid profession, it is your duty to serve the client and their users to the very best of your ability. Not to use tech in order to improve your CV etc.

I know many developers scattered across the industry, who are in the trenches having to use this cutting-edge tech that causes more problems than it solves.

In many ways I wish I hadn’t participated in Technical Wanking back then, but then again, I wouldn’t be where I am today having learnt many lessons about what not to do.

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